Some national secrets will become known due to his inability to avoid bragging.
Area 51? Oh yeah, we got aliens. The best aliens
We got more aliens than Russia and China combined.
And Mexico is going to pay us to get rid of them
The four heads on Mt. Rushmore will be replaced with just one. And it’ll be YUUUUGE!
…and Really, REALLY Dense…! :eek:
Sorry, but I don’t feel like playing anymore.
I just want to know who, what, when and WHY Trump would destroy the US as we know it?? :dubious:
Why would it be any better with Hils?? :mad:
Give him time before you judge how he will treat the presidency 
He’ll have all the advisors all the other presidents have had. Him listening to them, possible but it can happen :smack:
Some flat tax rates would be nice, why do young unmarrieds have to pay SO MUCH!:eek:
Oh and the Global warming will get much WORSE! :dubious:
And what president was perfect??? No president can have everyone love them to death!
Like they’re really going to have to force states to leave the Union if Trump is elected. Also I predict mass suicides.
For the win, only you have to say WALL Street.
I’love finally get that fence I’ve been thinking about for my front yard, because my neighbors will pay for it.
I could explain, but P.J. O’Rourke hasalready answered the question.
That’s one of the early paragraphs. He gets wound up later.:eek:
… and he’s a conservative.
But frankly I had never intended this thread to contain serious answers. As I hope I made apparent by my opening post.
Ah. In that case,
All low-flow shower heads and toilets will now be gold-plated.
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
THE SDMB monthly post count drops to zero as all the liberals heads go BOOM.
Slee
There will be no more national debt. We won’t have to pay the creditors because Trump can just say that they did a bad job.
Smart.
Pence ensues.
Serious answer here: although I’m not a Trump supporter, this is exactly why I hope he wins. He’s impotent and can’t do anything, which is exactly what was good about the Clinton years (impotent other than the unforeseen consequence of causing the global economic crisis several years later).
I’m wasting my vote on Johnson, but crossing my fingers on a Trump victory. The fact is he’ll accomplish nothing, whereas Hillary will accomplish something with her connections, except those “accomplishments” are against our best interests. And damn, she’s a hawk! More than Bush II, m’thinks.
Well, he’s got a bunch of oil he wants to steal from the middle east, so I think he’ll be very busy with that.
He’ll probably move his entire family into the white house. At least until the house he’s building near there is done.
Once civil war is ensured, Putin rolls east through Alaska and south over the Pole.
In that vein, the great state of Oregon would like to volunteer to go second. There’s also a euthanasia joke here. I will take note of it, but not make it myself.