I’m thinking of becoming a cannibal but I want to stay on my diet. How many calories are there in human skin and can you suggest any seasonings?
Depends on how you plan to prepare it I suppose.
Pig’s skin is remarkably similar to human skin, and if you like your pork skins deep fried we’re looking at about 77 calories for 1/2 an ounce…
And apparently we taste much the same as pork, so I’d stick with your basic barbeque, teriyaki, maybe a nice apple maple glaze…
you can get packages of jerky seasoning at the store that takes some of the work of getting good flavor.
Since the OP is requesting advice on cooking, let’s move this to Cafe Society.
Colibri
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If you are into the extra crispy, here are some photos of the Sun Tan lady. Bon Appetit!
Correct me if I am wrong though, but isn’t eating humans rather illegal?
I think that would taste more like jerky than extra-crispy.
Someone cleverer than I could probably be working Bender from Futurama “It’s used to it!” in here.
Futurama?