It struck me at the airport yesterday. I wonder what would happen if I tried to board the plane carrying a dead rabbit over each shoulder… “Hey, I’m allowed two carrions!”
Carrion Baggages, Isn’t that a Terry Pratchett novel? Do you stuff your travel clothes inside the dead rabbits? Yeeuuch! Doesn’t that smell? 
Two rabbits would probably fit under the seat in front of you, so I guess you wouldn’t be running afoul of the space limitations.
Two wildebeests, though? Wouldn’t try it.
Not if they were jackrabbits. Then they’d probably be a
hare too big.
what if you put the rabbits in your pants? then you’d have all kinds of extra space under the seat
Dead ones are fine. Rabbits are cellular, so as long as they’re switched off…
If I took a dead duck, then would I run a fowl with the space limitations? And could I put my ticket on its bill? I know I couldn’t get on board with an emu–everyone knows they’re flightless birds.
Absolute out of left-field hijack:
Reminds me of the TV version of “Alien Nation,” and the names the Immigration guys gave the Newcomers:
Carrie Onbag
Kenny Bunkport
Dan Delion
etc.
End of left field hijack.
Sir Rhosis