Joke about buzzards and carry-on luggage....

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Not long ago, someone sent me a list of jokes that involved really bad puns. One of the funniest ones in the list had to do with some buzzards trying to board a plane with too many carry-on (carrion) items. I can’t find the email, and I’ve searched the archives of SDMB and only came up with the two threads below, both of which contain some of the jokes I remember, but sadly not the buzzard joke:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=14049
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80218

Does anyone remember this joke, or have the list I’m talking about? If so, I’d appreciate if you could either post the joke here, or email it to me. :slight_smile:

Thanks!

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I’m shamelessly bumping this back up in hopes that one of the evening readers might know what I’m talking about. :smiley:

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A vulture boards an airliner en route to his vacation. He is carrying a smelly, dead animal carcass over his shoulder. The flight attendant asks him if he would like to check it. The vulture says, “No thanks, it’s carrion.”

Get it? Carrion? Carry-on? :slight_smile:

Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip the waitresses. :slight_smile: