I have had it with these motherfucking maggots on this motherfucking plane!

[Bricker]

Life weakly imitates art.

[PapSett]

Personally… I think I’d rather have the snakes. shudder

[lieu]

See, that’s what I hate about people bringing carrion luggage.

[running_coach]

@lieu

See, that’s what I hate about people bringing carrion luggage.

Another notch in the old keyboard.
Good one.

[Ferret_Herder]

@lieu

See, that’s what I hate about people bringing carrion luggage.

:smack:

[armedmonkey]

@lieu

See, that’s what I hate about people bringing carrion luggage.

It’s the early departures that caused the problem.

[moldybread]

Brings new meaning to FLY in an airplane.

[Jackmannii]

Why shouldn’t the maggots fly? You expect them to take the train?

[spoike]

@lieu

See, that’s what I hate about people bringing carrion luggage.

Perfect.

[NinjaChick]

@lieu

See, that’s what I hate about people bringing carrion luggage.

slow golf clap

[ryobserver]

I, too, bow to lieu’s strong pun-fu.

I love that can’t bring 4 oz of shampoo on a plane, but you can bring a bag of rotting and writhing and leaking meat past security. <nasty snerk> Maybe the TSA thought the maggots were colleagues? Like the old joke about the reason sharks never eat lawyers–“professional courtesy”? <snerk>