Recently, I’ve been watching a lot of South Park, but I haven’t seen anywhere close to all the episodes. So I’m wondering: How many people have the kids of South Park inadvertently killed, or caused the death of?
[list][li]There’s a flashback to a time when the foursome were in kindergarten or preschool, and started a fire, which killed their teacher. Actually, come to think of it, she didn’t QUITE die, but I think she dies at the end of the episode.[/li]
[li]In the episode about child abduction, Tweak is too scared to interact with any strangers, so when he sees a paralyzed man in an electric wheelchair, which has just run out of batteries, and is sitting the railroad tracks, he just leaves him there to get run over by a train, which is exactly what happens.[/li]
[li]In the episode parodying You Got Served, we learn that Butters accidentally killed something like 11 people in a freak tap dancing accident. Then it happens all over again.[/li]
[li]I vaguely remember there being an episode that had something to do with alternate universes, and I think maybe they killed the alternate-universe version of Cartman.[/li]
Once they thought they killed their teacher by putting some kind of shrimp in her coffee, but it turned out she actually died in a, uh, different way.
So, who else died as a result of something the South Park kids did? And for purposes of this thread, let’s leave Kenny out of this, mmmkay?
FWIW, they didn’t kill the alternate Cartman. They sent him back to his evil dimension by falling for the “you must send us both back” gambit on their Cartman’s part.
[ul][li]There’s a flashback to a time when the foursome were in kindergarten or preschool, and started a fire, which killed their teacher. Actually, come to think of it, she didn’t QUITE die, but I think she dies at the end of the episode.[/li][li]In the episode about child abduction, Tweak is too scared to interact with any strangers, so when he sees a paralyzed man in an electric wheelchair, which has just run out of batteries, and is sitting the railroad tracks, he just leaves him there to get run over by a train, which is exactly what happens.[/li][li]In the episode parodying You Got Served, we learn that Butters accidentally killed something like 11 people in a freak tap dancing accident. Then it happens all over again.[/li][li]I vaguely remember there being an episode that had something to do with alternate universes, and I think maybe they killed the alternate-universe version of Cartman.[/ul][/li]
Yeah, I guess Kenny counts, but it might be easier to disregard him for purposes of this thread. Otherwise it might turn into The Kenny Thread.
Wendy is responsible for having Miss Ellen shot into the sun.
Kyle and Stan are indirectly responsible for the deaths of the Crocodile Hunter and several government agents due to their helping the iceman (Steve/Gorak/Larry) escape the custody of Dr. Mephesto.
In the ep. where they have to save Santa, I’m sure at least a few Iraqi’s die when they break into the compound.
I don’t know if this counts, but the boys were sort of responsible for the giant firecracker snake that killed thousands across America. Since they were the ones who started comlpaining about no fireworks, we might want to attribute it’s construction and death count to them.
Cartman, as part of the Trapper Keeper, killed at least Rosie O’Donnell, maybe more people.
They were the ones who enlisted the help of Robert Smith to kill Barbara Striestand.
Kyle gave Spielberg and Lucas the idea to update Raiders of the Lost Ark, which later caused the heads of everyone at the premier to melt due to it’s extreme suckiness.
I’m pretty sure some girls were killed in the attack on their fortress when the kids blame each other for STDs.
They kill the guy pretending to be a thin Cartman whilst Cartman is at Fat Camp by forcing him up Ms. Crabtree’s …er…feminine area.
In the episode where all they adults are sent to prison on false charges of molestation, or leave town for fear of being arrested, the kids seem to have sacrificed a lot of kids to the statue in the ‘john Elway Memorial Park’.