[QUOTE=Indistinguishable]
Um, maybe GorillaMan plays the violin?
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Correct - I teach it, too.
Monty - matters linguistic, Korean, Mormon
samclem - etymology
[QUOTE=Balance]
CandidGamera–Comic books
Chronos–Physics, Math
fessie–art (specifically painting)
Evil Captor–bondage
NoClueBoy–Star Trek
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My life now has value.
Down with the new smilies, btw. Bleah!
Hal Briston - ruminant quadrupeds of genus Ovis.
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
my campaign is not working. this is troubling. I really do know a LOT about murder
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Yeah? Prove it!
<panic>
Put down the gun I was just kidding!!
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
my campaign is not working. this is troubling. I really do know a LOT about murder
[/QUOTE]
Well, we can count dosing for starters. ..Oww, stop hitting me!
tdn, dating theory (but alas not practice) 
Me for umm… damnit I’ll be back in 20 years.
Bricker - fine scotch and obscure American law
DSYoungEsq - soccer and finding/interpreting American laws
matt mcl - Hispanic languages
fessie - confusing me before my name change (and me her)
Hal Briston - farm animals
Autolycus - kitchen implements
What Exit? - New Jersey
Nava - Spain and Spanish dialects (even the rather kind ones )
Rand McNally - 319 TRS (seriously, I never thought I’d meet another Chair Force veteran on the Dope!)
mobo85 - Everything that’s ever been drawn and/or animated within the US
I always figured you for being an expert at the art of murder, which I suppose is somewhere in between.
There are new smilies?
I’m trying to avoid duplications, but I’m sure some will have passed through.
Hostile Dialect - linguistics
Elendil’s Heir - LOTR and US History trivia. Lots and lots and lots of US History trivia, too.
Exapno Mapcase - Urban planning
Stranger on a Train - Science, esp. Rocket Science
EddyTeddyFreddy - Horses
AHunter3 - Mental Health Issues and Patient Rights (Whether I always agree with his conclusions, or not, I do recognize that he is very knowledgeble on the subject.)
sigh. Just kick me as you go past. 
[QUOTE=Malacandra]
sigh. Just kick me as you go past. 
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You’re the cricket expert!
I try to couch my expertise in scholarly jargon, but hell with it: my knowledge of the Japanese porn industry seems to be relatively comprehensive.
I’m also a fair shake at the non-pornographic aspects of contemporary Japanese culture, with an especially in-depth first-hand view of the wedding industry here.
Twickster - Gardening (whatever happened with that Cecil Adams Helabore?)
lobstermobster - Murder and art
tdn - Relationship stuff
nd_n8 - Nothing, that’s why I’m here 
What Exit? - Global warming, green topics in general, LOTR, baseball
Colibri - biology in general, birds especially
WordMan - music, books
lieu - I think he’s an expert on poop
I would like to brazenly put myself forward for having professional expertise on the connection of having a gut and copious beer consumption.
I would also like to put forward Chowderas an authority on wearing cloth caps,eating mushy peas and keeping Whippet dogs.
I also have it on good authority that he’s a die hard Man U supporter.
Not in the face Chowder,not in the face!
Osip - Locksmith
I should add Missy2U - Bonanza, but nobody cares about Bonanza but me. 
[QUOTE=Santo Rugger]
Stranger on a Train - Everything
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Most everything interesting, anyway.
Martini Enfield - British firearms. He’s no slouch on other stuff, but I believe his expertise is related to his username.
Colibri - Birds. I don’t think I’ve ever asked a bird related question, but just knowing he’s out there is comforting.
Diogenes the Cynic - Biblical stuff.
Silenus - Homebrewing, drinking scotch.
This thread makes me want to get a little more vocal in some of the areas I actually have knowledge, but then I remember that no one but me cares…
I forgot to mention: Helen’s Eidolon - Ancient Greek myth, and history.
[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist]
This thread makes me want to get a little more vocal in some of the areas I actually have knowledge, but then I remember that no one but me cares…
[/QUOTE]
Let me guess. One of them is positive thinking and another is assertiveness training, right?
Ianzin = magician
cmyk = self-reference
[QUOTE=Crotalus]
lieu - I think he’s an expert on poop
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and flatulence.
Crotalus - Hmm, snakes? Particularly rattlesnakes.
Hey, I got a mention early on! Thanks, Lionne.