In the bathroom of my apartment, over the sink and the mirror, is a fluorescent light fixture. It is just about the least fancy, over-the-mirror light fixture you could possibly imagine. There’s a metal housing, and a translucent plastic cover over the bulb, and a switch, and that’s about it. I don’t need a soothing ambience, masterminded by a team of interior decorators and a feng shui consultant; but I would like to be able to see. The bulb has been flickering for a while, and lately I think it has become terminal.
So how the hell do I get the damn cover off to replace the bulb? I’ve tried examing it, to see which pieces seem to move relative to one another, and might be likely to come apart, but no luck. My landlord died recently, and his wife does not know.
Some pictures:
Wide shot
Wide, from a lower angle
Low angle shot of one end
End, from closer to the wall
End, and the whole top
The other end is too close to the corner to get good pictures, and it’s a little different. Then end in the pictures has a slot about the size of a quarter. The other end has a red button. (Well, it looks like a button, but I press on it as hard as a I can, and it absolutely doesn’t budge.)
The last picture shows a piece of the cover that’s already broken off. Or maybe it’s supposed to be like that.
I can slide a toothpick all the way along the top and bottom of the transluscent cover, between it and the housing. It must be held in place by those caps on the ends.
So, any handyman dopers out there ever seen a fixture like this? Is it designed for shifty apartment dwellers, to keep us from stealing light bulbs, and only landlords are entrusted with the key to unlock its secrets?
(Figured I’d start this in GQ. Move as necessary.)