You noticed me!!!
Yay! Someone mentioned me! 
Check my list again sweetie. 
Hope you are enjoying your Bacon Salt!
Take two asprins and accept my thanks.
Of course, I guess I’m just being remembered for a high post count, but I’m being remembered!
Oh, I noticed your mention. I was refereeing to the other mafia mentions. You’re also a fellow Rush fan, and frequent mafia player. Your posts don’t go unnoticed as far as I’m concerned. The Bacon Salt kicks ass! My omelettes have never tasted better!
All glory to the Hockey Monkey, facilitator of Bacon Salt acquisition, master of all jettisoned penguins, and one-time lesbian lover.
You are one of two Dopers that I owe a debt of gratitude to. I plan on overcompensation once I’m able to provide it. This should be within the next few weeks, training pay sucks!
The other Doper I am indebted to is Karl Gauss. He was cool enough to front me my subscription cost when I was unable to provide it myself. Anything positive that I’ve contributed to the Dope since then is courtesy of him. All of the negative repercussions of anything I’ve posted are obviously my own though.
Dopers kick ass.
kay-oh-ee-ee-oh…
… yes, yes, I know. 
What a nice thread to find with a vanity search! Without reading the thread (disclaimer: some of the following may be gone, capitalization may be incorrect, void where prohibited, ei saa peittää):
Cecil Adams
Ed Zotti
Contrapuntal
Jurph
Edward the Head
GIGObuster
Mangetout
Liberal
SentientMeat
NinjaChick
Indygrrl
TubaDiva
Charlie Tan
Iteki
flodnak
Enola Straight
Fear Itself
fessie
kanicbird
Carlyjay
IWLN
EvilDeath
David Simmons
Happy Lendervedder
Qadgop the Mercotan
CrazyCatLady
Snakescatlady
Hazelnutcoffee
Eve
Satan
Sauron
C K Dexter Haven
START
SHAKES
Batsinma Belfry
Ellen Cherry
Alice The Goon
Satisfying Andy Licious
VCO3
Miller
Otto
Polycarp
Esprix
QED
Shagnasty
Diogenes the Cynic
Rune
Shodan
Bricker
Sam Stone
Sampiro
twickster
Airman Doors USAF
MsRobyn
Left Hand of Dorkness
Coldfire
I know there are plenty more I recognize. I’m going to read the thread and give myself a bruised forehead. It’s especially weird that I can’t recall the names of more moderators.
This is slightly skewed by the fact I saw your username and the first few lines o your OP, but anyway. In no particular order (though you may notice some obvious links):
Dead Cat
jali
Shagnasty
silenus
raindog
Dead Badger
Gorilla Man
Kal
Colophon
Mangetout
Malacandra
Cooking With Gas
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
Go you big red fire engine (or has she changed her name?)
EatsCrayons
Guinastasia
Annie-Xmas
catsix
Anamika
Incubus
Idle Thoughts
chowder
TubaDiva
C K Dexter Haven
Rico
Rick
RickJay
samclem
xash
Arnold Winkelried
Giraffe
DrMatrix
Derleth
Sunspace
Inigo Montoya
Stranger on a Train
ianzin
Lobsang
VunderBob
Least Original Username Ever
Someusername
Pretend my name is witty
This space left intentionally blank
Thudlow Boink
Anastaseon
Cartooniverse
GaryT
Atomic Badger Racing
Harmonius Dischord
John Mace
John Corrado
John Carter of Mars
SkipMagic
Frank
Ed Zotti
jdavis
Cecil Adams
QED
GFactor
Uncle Beer
Bricker
Bob the optimist
Spectre of Pithecanprous (sorry!)
matt_mcl
Sampiro
Bryan Ekers
Lute Skywatcher
tdn
Mouse Maven
jjimm
Voyager
What Exit?
Boyo Jim
Cal Meacham
LunaV
gabriela
Master Wang-Ka
Scylla
Opal Cat
11000101001 (or whatever it is)
DSYoungEsq
Hal Briston
Askia
a3652 (or something like that)
Liberal
Mr Bus Guy
Mr Slant
Fern Forest
Nickrz
adam_yax
This is ridiculous, I could probably go on - names keep popping up where I go “how did I not think of that one before?!”.
Well, then, Okay. Lynch a townie on the first day then can’t even remember her name.
-Lil
I’m a Sox fan! Go Sox!! 
Hmm…
Must remember to either:
[ol]
[li]Post far more often.[/li][li]Be a raving lunatic.[/li][li]Start odd threads on conspiracy theories, religion, or TV shows.[/li][/ol]
-Cem
You left out sports, if you start Baseball or Football threads, you will be remembered better.
So I think I cover #1 and #3C well.
I wish I could have a redo, I posted so few names. If I had spent some time at it, I could have tripled my numbers.
Jim
Lets if I can do this at all.
OneCentStamp (because I love him)
Stoid
VCO3
CairoCarol
Annie Xmas
Alice the Goon
dnooman
dotchan
malacanda
hockey monkey
jodi
miller
lissner
sapo
sampiro
troy mcclure sf
colophon
anaamika
gigi
tomndeb
giraffe
boyo jim
hazelnutcafe
least original user name
duck duck goose
I don’t even know I should admit I started to cheat a little
Smooches to Dead Cat! My name is on your list!
My evil plan to remain under the radar is proceding as planned… bwhaahaahaaa
I’m still wondering how I ended up on your list – no one else named me even though I posted in the thread.
You all suck.
Except for Priceguy.
Seconded.
Twice, even.
Asimovian is my favourite in the whole world.