A pit to the soft drink vending machine makers:
Why? Every so often, we get new Soda vending machines. Brand New soda machines. They stock the damn thing with fucking 20 oz. bottles of soft drinks. Obviously this is ok because the racks inside the machine support the size of 20 oz. bottles. I’m fine with that. This has been going on for what, 5+ years? But the opening in which I pick up my soft drink, is only the size of a 12 oz can opening. What the F U C K, is going on here? Everytime the damn thing drops a bottle, it gets all crooked and entangled in this little hole the size of my fist, barely. I struggle for 20 seconds to get the damn thing out of there. Why, after all these years are they still making the openings the size of cans? Sure, many places still vend cans. But obviously, the 20 oz bottles are more popular, and are more and more popular every year. So how about we make them openings a little bigger so I can go on with my life and rot my teeth, with pride.