How many of you have a porn star body?

Just curious.

It would probably help if you stated if you are a guy or girl.

For me, I’m male and I think I look better than the typical male porn star but I don’t have a long enough extension member to do porn.

Since I’ve seen male porn stars with bodies like Rocco Siffredi to Ron Jeremy and everything in between, I’d say most of us. Also, since I’ve made porn (for me and my wife’s own purposes, of course), I do. But am I 6’2" and built like an Adonis with a 10" schlong? No.

Oh- I’m a guy.

Only one, in the basement freezer. Why, is one missing?

Missed it by this much…

I have more of a porn enthusiast body.

I have. If you’re talking midget porn…

Depends on the porn genre, I suppose.

Thank God I am male! (Makes this easy)

Yes, I do.
Now the females…Wow, that would be tough.

To make this tougher for the males, how many of you have the body for **gay ** porn?

Given the subgenres of gay porn the answer is probably still “most of us.”

I do, but it’s deflated in the closet, and now I don’t DARE use “Fix-A-Flat” on it.

PLEASE!

The correct term (which I am trying to spread) is * Cornish Game Person*

I’d like to think I’m more attractive than Ron Jeremy.

Of course I do. Sitting in a vat in the bathroom and missing most of the left bicep…

Male - I too have more of the Ron Jeramy body style.

  • N8, who may have at one time appeared in a commercial porn video.

I think I could. I mean I don’t no*w, but I’m sure I could convert it. All I’d need is really fake implants, some time in a tanning booth, a crappy looking butterfly tatoo, and lots more makeup. Oh, and a bottle of hair bleach.
(and I’m female, as if it wasn’t obvious)

Really, I don’t think the standards are that high for either gender.

It would seem that we have very different tastes in porn.

So, how you doin’? boom-chicka-boom

Chasing Dreams, are you by any chance chasing dreams lately?

Heh. Maybe if I lost 10 pounds, and then somehow magically reversed my chest and hip measurements. And maintained a much higher level of ‘landscaping’ than is my habit. And got a tan, dyed my hair, found some fake eyelashes …

I guess the short answer is “no”.

Not that that’s surprising.

(Female.)

Which porn star?