a dildo or other sex-toys
Well I am not a woman but I have bought dildoes for most of the women I have been sexually involved with over the last few decades. I am fairly sure that more women would own one if guys bought them for them and didn’t make a big deal of it.
You are the Johnny DildoSeed of the SDMB.
Should I get me an Ox?
My wife’s owned me for about 17 years.
No that was Mr Bunyan wasn’t it?
If you have a big enough Dildo, you don’t need the Ox.
And, yeah, it was Paul Bunyan with the Ox.
I find that lifelike ones in soft purple plastic are received best.
Try to buy one smaller than your own equipment but make a comment about how big they make them now… and you thought you may as well buy the biggest one they make
Paul Bunyan never went anywhere without an outsized dildo, so it’s all good.
:rolleyes: And most women can also buy themselves one. Online ordering, donchaknow.
Soft and purple is only lifelike in very unfortunate circumstances.
So are you mains or battery powered
Yep. Then we can even choose what we like, as well, instead of clumsy boyfriends bringing home the wrong size or something they think would be fun.
Hey, it’s great fun to use them together, but if it’s going in the lady, she should have a say in what she wants. When it goes in the man, he should have his say, as well. Nothing wrong with that, just be sure to buy two: one for you, one for her.
And *never * use one that has been used for anal in the vagina. Clean thoroughly after each use. Safety first, kids!
Sorry, gotta side with don’t ask on this. Some men are insecure around sex toys (aka wimps-with-penis-issues). If more men supported their use, and bought them as presents, then sure, more women would own them. I have seen plenty threads here with women saying they never bought one, or asking about what kind they should buy, and I recall they were experienced in sex, just not in toys. So while an 18-yr old woman with a credit card CAN order online, not many do, or so it seems.
-Tcat
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That was my point. Women, don’t let him choose for you! Or at least go with him and choose. Better you discover your sexuality yourselves.
And if he is intimidated by a sex toy, he needs to grow up, as Tomcat implies.
Yes, several. There is usually at least one sitting out in the open on my bedside table; so far, none of my boyfriends have had a problem with that. (Not that they expressed to me, anyway.)
I think we should ban dildos.
these sex-toys should be taken away from every woman
You can pry…
never mind.
…and pushed, one-by-one, up the rear ends of the men who take them away.