How MPSIMS can improve your life

Instead of telling your co-workers the totally inane thoughts that run through your mind, you can just save them up and post them here. This way your collegues don’t edge away from you whenever you open your mouth.

Like when you get an old song in your head, instead of turning to the guy next to you and saying: “Ralph, why do the Chi-Lites always ask ‘why did she have to leave and go away?’. It’s not like she could leave and stay.” Or “Hey Ralph, don’t you hate those damned sugar roasted peanuts they sell in the street? They don’t taste no where near as good as they smell.”

If you keep this up, sooner or later the guy sitting next to you asks the supervisor if he could move his seat. Especially if his name isn’t Ralph. Not that this has happened to me. Lately.

This is the forum for the mindless and pointless, so. . .

Am I the only woman who loves wearing Paco Rabanne for men?
Why do composition notebooks have that black and white squiggly design?
My cat is like a dog. She begs for food from your plate just like a dog and when I walk in the door she gets all happy and tail waggily and even jumps on me.
It should’nt all be about me, but it should be about me once or twice.

There, I feel much better now. Thanks for listening.

I fail to see the problem here…

Until yesterday, I had a co-worker who would share MPS with me. To a degree. But she looked at me funny when I asked her if it’s possible for someone to hurt their own feelings…off to GQ with that one!

I never have qualms about sharing my MPS with the guy in the next desk, because he insists on sharing all his relationship stuff with me. Just today, I taught him never to mention West Virginia out loud, because then I have to sing that song–if he puts it in my head, he has to endure it, too.

Actually because of MPSIMS, I don’t sleep.

Hell yeah, it’s possible. Haven’t you ever heard of low self-esteem? Some people belittle themselves constantly. I can get like that at times and let me tell you - I can really make myself feel like shit. Over the years I’ve refined my abilities to the point where it’s almost an art form!

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