I just must be one of those people

You know the kind. The person people like, but sometimes you have to wonder about.

On a daily basis people at work will come up to me wanting to know about a song, a movie, a bit of history, ect. Yet my plant manager thinks I’m a moron with no common sense.

I’m always good for a laugh, from the hold your sides laugh, in which I was telling the shipping manager how I’ll let a good fart out in Wal Mart, say nothing to Hubster, walk calmly away, and watch as bystanders watch in awe as he retches. From the uneasy laughter of my personality, as on Friday I let loose with this ditty after a co-worker asked how to stay semi-asleep until 3:30… I’m wide awake and ready to go when the alarm goes off, kinda like the morning hard on, ready to poke the hell out of something, but man do I have to pee. This lead to laughter, but the kind that lets you know they were thinking, what the hell is she on?

People love to talk to me, but at the same time, leave me out of things. I cannot believe how many fights and rumors go on at work, and people will come up to me and not only expect me to know whats going on, they expect me to be the one out on the parking lot backing up one or the other.

I’m loud and opinionated. I’m right yet left handed. I have an awful temper, and am easily irritated. This is my MPSIMS for the day.

I feel you.

My god! Are you me?!? We must have been separated at birth!

People at work tell me that they just can’t have a good day or good laugh until they come see me & spend a little time, yet my immediate supervisor thinks I need to ride the short bus to work! His boss, and his boss’s boss, think he’s the one who needs special help, but that doesn’t stop him from giving me grief.

I’m the one they always expect to be in the parking lot starting or finishing the fight, the “rumor vs. truth expert”, and the all-around class clown. DoNKeY BaSHeR can attest to that! I keep ‘em rollin’ in the aisles.

Wow…me too!!!

In fact, tho your words seemed to scatter in five different directions, I was able to follow completely and understand where you are coming from.

I don’t think it is just because we are sorta lefties either…

I was constantly told at my last job how funny/weird/off the wall I was, and I was the one to stand up and speak out. Most people loved me, a few hated me, mainly management (I would go toe to toe with anyone, no matter how high up) And I believed that, if I had to be there, I was gonna have fun.

I would occasionally run across someone who wasnt afraid to step inside my mind and walk around (watch your step!) Most were afraid to.

Maybe some folks don’t know how to take us…heh.