And I can think of half a dozen instances when that oil slick trick would have come in handy.
“Well, these old R2 units just started to come apart at the seams after they stopped making parts for them… you’re lucky this little guy is still moving. He’s still got the light-sabre catapult and the sparkthrower, but they don’t make the right grade of oil for the slick dispenser and as for flying? forget about it. As I said, you’re lucky this guy can walk.”
However, I noticed in A New Hope that there’s a point where R2’s at either the top or bottom of a short flight of stairs, they cut to the another angle and he’s traversed the stairs somehow. So, maybe he can still make little hops.
Nope, the prat fall feature promeniently on the gag reel.
I remember the supid GI Joe Navy Aldis lamp set I got for Christmas, but you named your GI Joes? :dubious:
Hell yeah!
I had the Fighter Pilot Joe. His name has Butch. He had the parachute and the painted-on hair.
I had the Marine Joe with the fuzzy hair. He had a camoflauge uniform and a Thompson submachine gun. I called him Tom.
I had one of the first “Kung-Fu” grip Joes. His name was Dick.
I had another one that died in a tragic aerosol can flamethrower accident. I think his name was Harry.
There were a number of others that met equally unceremonious deaths. My parents still find pieces of them scattered throughout the yard. It’s a wonder I still have all my fingers.
But have you SEEN that ass? Hoo-yah! I mean, there’s a reason Slave Girl Leia is a major fantasy for so many guys who don’t go for all those other slavegirl fantasies …
I never thought of that. Dammit.
You sound like Sid from Toy Story, Unc. 
[Luke] That is not the ass I wish to tap. [/Luke]
For the same reason that there is no crying in baseball, I can’t imagine sex in Star Wars, Leia’s gold bikini notwithstanding. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen, I just don’t want to imagine it.
“Ya know, it’s a long way to Endor, Chewie. How about giving me a little space head?”
shudder
It still might make the family reunions awkward.
That made me laugh out loud, I rarely do that.
Unless they’re from the southern part of the galaxy.
Don’t get the clap
(signed)
Obi Wan Kenobi
Star Wars Episode VII: Deliverance of the Jedi
He sure do have a purty data port, don’t he?
Your name just went on the list, Pal.
Hey, that’s novel. A guy from the South who can write. 
FTR, I’m from Georgia.
MRAAAAAAHHH-gh-gh-gh-pfffp-pffffp-pfffp-gulp-AAAHH!
>Sets phaser to EMASCULATE.<