How much did Princess Leia know?

[Dr.Rieux]

@Ethilrist

You’re overlooking the really important part here: R2-D2 knew the whole story. Start to finish.

Then why didn’t he remind C-3P0? And why didn’t he remember how to use his jets?

[Jonathan_Chance]

@The Controvert

Luke… that is not the ass that you wish to tap.

Luke: Ben, you ever do that hand-wavy force thing to me?
Ben: No
Luke: You’d tell me if you did, right? C’mon.
Ben: Let’s go junior.

[Ike_Witt]

@Jonathan Chance

Luke: Ben, you ever do that hand-wavy force thing to me?
Ben: No
Luke: You’d tell me if you did, right? C’mon.
Ben: Let’s go junior.

Excellent.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@kunilou

Don’t get the clap
(signed)
Obi Wan Kenobi

“Hey, that’s good advice!” – Jimmy Dugan

[Ranchoth]

@Dr. Rieux

Then why didn’t he remind C-3P0? And why didn’t he remember how to use his jets?

After that whirlwind affair with an aero-patrol droid that ended in tragedy and heartbreak, he never could bring himself to fly again.

And he didn’t tell 3P0 because he gets a kick out of jerking him around. (Ol’ R2 started getting awfully sardonc in his later life.)

[Larry_Mudd]

@Casey1505

For the same reason that there is no crying in baseball, I can’t imagine sex in Star Wars.

If there was no sex in the Star Wars universe, how could Billy Dee Williams exist in it?

Hell, the Star Wars universe is the sexiest place going – even Bea Arthur and Harvey Korman got right down to it as soon as they stepped in.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Mr. Blue Sky

He sure do have a purty data port, don’t he?

Alas! As a Star Trek fan, I must point out that Data’s “FULLY functional” joke is much better than that.

[middleman]

Can you imagine what John Williams could do with Dueling Banjos?

[Larry_Mudd]

Duelling Banjos OF THE FATES!

[Nic2004]

@UncleRojelio

Shirley, Obi Wan have at least remembered owning an R2 unit, even if the probability against it being the same one were astronomical.

And Don’t Calll Me Shirley.