How much do Testicles Weigh?

Factual Questions
1

The obvious response to the How Much Do Breasts Weigh query

You’d think testicles would be a lot easier to weigh.
Human ones, of course.

2

My right testicle is about 5 pounds. My left is closer to 6.5.

3

Got balls o’ steel, do ya?

4

[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
The obvious response to the How Much Do Breasts Weigh query

You’d think testicles would be a lot easier to weigh.
Human ones, of course.
[/QUOTE]
Average weight range for human testes (including epididymis): 17 to 27 grams each.

According to my autopsy stats.

5

[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
The obvious response to the How Much Do Breasts Weigh query

You’d think testicles would be a lot easier to weigh.
Human ones, of course.
[/QUOTE]
Average weight range for human testes (including epididymis): 17 to 27 grams each.

According to my autopsy stats.

6

One entry for each?

7

[QUOTE=Jackmannii]
According to my autopsy stats.
[/QUOTE]
You’re remarkably active for someone who’s been autopsied.

8

Are you worried that the airlines are going to charge you extra for the weight?

9

Mine are brass. I got them from a monkey in Nome.

10

Last time I tried to weigh mine I was escorted out of the grocery store by security!

11

Are we talking about the average guy balls, or Chuck Norris’ balls?
I could see a several hundred pound difference in the answer.