How much do Testicles Weigh?

The obvious response to the How Much Do Breasts Weigh query


You’d think testicles would be a lot easier to weigh.
Human ones, of course.

My right testicle is about 5 pounds. My left is closer to 6.5.

Got balls o’ steel, do ya?

Average weight range for human testes (including epididymis): 17 to 27 grams each.

According to my autopsy stats.

Average weight range for human testes (including epididymis): 17 to 27 grams each.

According to my autopsy stats.

One entry for each?

You’re remarkably active for someone who’s been autopsied.

Are you worried that the airlines are going to charge you extra for the weight?

Mine are brass. I got them from a monkey in Nome.

Last time I tried to weigh mine I was escorted out of the grocery store by security!

Are we talking about the average guy balls, or Chuck Norris’ balls?
I could see a several hundred pound difference in the answer.