How much do you hate the USA?

Great Debates
1

As an American, I am curious… just how much do you hate the USA? Is it just this current government or is your constant complaining directed at all of us? Thanks.

2

And, as a corollary to the OP’s question, have you stopped beating your wife yet?

:rolleyes:

3

I think the OP should answer his/her own question.

4

Do you see now? Does it finally sink in, what I’ve been saying all this time? How much clearer can it be?

Cognitive Dissonance! That is the number one threat that we face as a nation and as a society! And it is on the rise, everywhere and is reaching epidemic proportions!

Please! When your Cognitive Dissonance volunteer comes calling, give and give generously! Think of little Ummmm (current CD poster child) and join the March Against Cognitive Dissonance!

5

Uh, is on a 1-10 scale, a ‘star’ rating system, or what?

6

I really, really hate the USA:

http://www.unicycling.org/usa/

I’ve never been able to ride the damn things, and it pisses me off that they can. Bastards.

7

Is your name “Ashcroft” by any chance?:smiley:

8

Much, much, much less than Russel Limbaugh et al.

9

I don’t hate America, or the American people, but as they are the guardians of the ‘free world’ their government pretty much sucks.

10

Wait, wait. I think the guy just flubbed a Carson set up.

Carson: I hate the US.
Audience: How much do you hate it?
Carson: I hate it so much…

We just need the punchlines.

11

Yes! I mean no! Wait, I mean yes! No wait, I mean no…

Can I at least get half of the money?

12

I hate to US sooo much that, growing up I thought “U S” stood for “you suck”. caaachiinnnggg…

13

I hate the US so much I emigrated to Minnesota.

And, boy, are my arms tired! [rimshot]

14

I hate the US so much that if my chest were a cannon, I’d fire my heart at the Beast! (apologies to Herman Melville).

15

All of you are lovely. Well, all of you are lovely apart from the people who aren’t lovely. I don’t like them. But the people who are lovely, they’re lovely, and I like them.

I hope this answers your question.

16

There’s nothing specific about the U.S. that everyone hates, it’s just how you speak, act, believe, think and work.

17

I hate it when original poster’s post things like this and don’t post back…

** The type of guy that runs into a downtown mosque and shouts “Hey hey hey!!! I hate Muslims…” runs out and hides in bushes waiting to see what happens…

18

I’d like to hate the USA, but I’m busy right now. Perhaps tomorrow, or the day after… if I’ve got the time.
Actually some of my best friends are Americans. Well if I had any friends I’m sure they’d be Americans. But I know someone who’s been to America and they are very nice. Very nice indeed.

V

19

But it’s the non-lovely ones that need our sympathy most. Fascist!

20

On a scale of ‘not’ to ‘french’…