See subject. I don’t know why, but I just thought it might be a good thread.
He tips the standard amount, sometimes more 
Except for LBJ. If you asked him for a tip, he’d cut your pecker off and hand it to you and say, “there’s your tip.”
If he’s running for election again, should be nothing above the norm lest he be accused of buying votes.
There is no such person. There is a President of the United States of America. 
It’s very hard to hold back my stereotype joke.