I just went #2 and lost 2 pounds. I did not urinate. I do not know if this average or not. It did not seem like a huge bowel movement, but a pretty big one.
So how does your feces weigh?
Dunno… in the interest of science, I will take a dump on the scale when I get home! 
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All I have to say is that’s an interesting username/post combo…
I have IBS and regular constipation. Last time I needed to use a laxative I lost 5 pounds over a day.
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Dunno… in the interest of science, I will take a dump on the scale when I get home! 
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Thanks.
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Isn’t that Courics?
I don’t know about weight, but my last dump was 10 smoots long.
Robin
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Dunno… in the interest of science, I will take a dump on the scale when I get home!
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Why my good man, don’t you know that you don’t a weigh things on a scale? You a weigh them in a manger. 
I don’t know if the site is still up, but you could always go to http colon slash slash rate my poo dot com and do plenty of research.
I think we’ve done a thread on this subject before. You might even say that this is thread number two.
I thought Cecil did a column on this? From what I remember, supposedly even just half a pound will have you screaming in pain.
Sadly, I have no cite. I guess I should go and look it up in my SD books.
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I thought Cecil did a column on this? From what I remember, supposedly even just half a pound will have you screaming in pain.
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That’s because Uncle Cece is so intelligent that even his shit smarts.
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I dunno but it was pretty big. While delivering I got the urge to knit it a hoodie.
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I dunno but it was pretty big. While delivering I got the urge to knit it a hoodie.
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You owe me a keyboard you bastard
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I just went #2 and lost 2 pounds. I did not urinate. I do not know if this average or not. It did not seem like a huge bowel movement, but a pretty big one.
So how does your feces weigh?
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I call shenanigans!
How do you take a 2lb shit without peeing? Not possible!
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I thought Cecil did a column on this? From what I remember, supposedly even just half a pound will have you screaming in pain.
Sadly, I have no cite. I guess I should go and look it up in my SD books.
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No, that was Whale Shit.
BTW–When I read the Thread title, a song ran through my head–
When I wrestled in high school, I could usually count on an extra pound to drop if I hadn’t crapped yet.
I pooped twice this morning. Gotta quit with the spicy foods.
Remember, though, that a 2 pound drop on the scale may be as little as 1.5 lbs or as big ass 2.49 lbs.
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So how does your feces weigh?
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Depends
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I call shenanigans!
How do you take a 2lb shit without peeing? Not possible!
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That’s what the scale said.