Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 84% Slutty.
84% how disgusting! Damn sinus headache’s got me way off my usual sluttiness tonight.
Jeez, I only got a 68%! In my wild past I had group sex, cheated a few times, did most of the anatomically possible combinations of Tab A into Slot B, C, or D, and only came up with 68%. What the hell am I doing wrong? I deserve at least a 75% in my opinion. Lessee here…