How Much Wood, indeed?

I just wanted to tell readers (I’m sure Cecil already knows!) that his answer to how much wood a woodchuck would chuck (if a woodchuck could chuck wood) is historically corroborated: Walt Kelly, in one of the Pogo strips, gave precisely the same answer many years earlier.

Bob Burket
Santa Monica, California

Welcome to the Straight Dope Message Boards, rcburket, we’re glad to have you with us.

When you start a thread, it’s helpful to other readers if you provide a link to the Column upon which you’re commenting. Yeah it’s on the front page now, but it will soon be lost in the Archives. So, it saves lots of search time and helps keep us all on the same page if you provide a link in the first post.

No biggie, you’ll know for next time. In this case, it’s How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Here’s a different interpretation.