in regards to the woodchuck issue

If a woodchuck could chuck
700 pounds of wood .
The pile beside which I stood.
Would certainly be as high as my Hood.

Welcome to the Dope, wearly062. When posting a comment on one of Cecil’s columns, it’s helpful to provide a link to the column so that others don’t have to search for it.

Is this it?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Also, it’s helpful to provide some sort of context. Is this a try at making the amount of wood chucked by a woodchuck fit into a verse?