How much would you pay for the Perfect Weight Loss Pill?

Let’s see, I could use maybe 300 of those pills, and I don’t actually care that much that I’m overweight. (Which is why I’m overweight.) So, say… fifty cents a pill. No, wait, I’ll splurge. A buck a pill. That’s right, a whole entire dollar.

Yep, that’s right. I really don’t care, and each pill’s effect is so small I’d have to buy a cartload. I’m not invested enough to trash my finances just to make my doctor happy.

yeah 8 oz a day isnt going t be worth my time or money …especially since id more than make that up with 2 cans of mt dew …

Not unless each can of Mt Dew has more than 875 calories.

Mountain Dew is mostly water; that isn’t real weight gain. To gain back eight ounces of weight, you would have to consume an additional 10 cans of Mountain Dew every day.

On the other hand, bags of potato chips…