Whaddya know? RickPharmaCo has invented the Perfect Weight Loss Pill, which has been dubbed Ricktrex.
Ricktrex truly is a miracle of modern science. It is sold in small caplets. If you take a caplet, you will lose eight ounces of additional weight over the following 24 hours. This eight ounces of weight loss stacks with whatever else you were doing - so if you overate that day and would be expected to gain four ounces (not counting water weight) and take the pill, you will lose four ounces that day. If you’re on a juice fact and would be expected to lose eight ounces anyway, and take the pill, you’ll lose a full pound.
Ricktrex will make your body lose this weight in a conveniently pleasing manner for your looks, as it first seems to burn fat in your areas of most fat accumulation. However, weight loss is its only effect; if you wanna get muscular and shredded you still have to hit the gym.
Ricktrex is so masterfully engineered that only one pill a day will work. You can’t overdose or lose too much weight; any pill you take above one a day simply does nothing. One pill, two, 100; you lose eight ounces.
Ricktrex has been proven in clinical trials to have almost no side effects. The only side effect is that you’ll poop an additional eight ounces of poo a day, because that’s where Ricktrex sends your fat.
So this is my question; suppose Ricktrex existed. It’s truly safe - you know that every thing I wrote above is 100% true. What would you pay for it?
I’d pay a pretty fair amount.