How not to give a press conference

[Colophon]

Joe Kinnear, temporary manager of Newcastle United (that’s an English football team), gives his first press conference.

JK: Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror football writer]?

SB: Me.

JK: You’re a C***.

SB: Thank you.

And so it goes on…

[WormTheRed]

I love the ending!

@Metro

Journalist: What are your plans for training in the next three days? How’s the training going?

JK: It’s going very well. No problems at all.

Journalist: Enjoyed getting back in the swing of things?

JK Absolutely. I’ve loved every moment of it.

[chique]

Ha! The Fiver delivered that to my inbox a couple of hours ago and while reading it I’m sure my jaw hit my desk. As if Newcastle didn’t have enough issues, for pity’s sake.