We completely disarmed of all weapons, including those civilian owns. Then, disbanded our military. How long do you think it would take a foreign power to begin eyeing our soil?
Why, that’s what we Canadians have been pushing you toward all along!
But now that I’ve told you, you must be liquidated. The Maple Men will be paying you a visit shortly.
Damn Canadians. I knew there was a reason I naturally pissed north when going outside.