Why would I want a dead keyboard player stinking up my hoard?
And now we’re back to the Playboy Forum again.
Here are some inspirational sites:
http://www.simondale.net/house/
http://www.naturalhomemagazine.com/Remodeling-Redecorating/2000-03-01/hobbit.aspx
http://www.finehomebuilding.com/how-to/articles/inside-hobbit-house.aspx
Out of curiosity, do any Dopers live in an earth sheltered house? Or maybe a Middle Earth sheltered house? ![]()
There never were tunnels stuffed with gold in Bag End, jeez, how many times must we debunk that story?

You must have whole rooms devoted to clothes, and your entrance hall should be lined with hooks for cloaks and hoods.