Slowly barbecued over a real hickory rick, served with slaw & Leonard’s BBQ sauce, a side of beans & some fries…wash me down with a cold Corona, please.
Wow SanguineSpider, all I have to say to that is
Lovaahhhhh
And as for how I’d like to be prepared, I think I’d like to be ground up, made into a meatsauce, and baked with pasta under a thick layer of cheese. Mmm, cheese.
Despite my username, I do not wish to be chopped up and fed to canines.
Dice me up, cover with hard shell dark chocolate, then mix the parts in to a big tub of mocha ice cream. Chill before serving. Serves six.
To Serve Man- A CookBook For People
Written by Karl Wurf and published by Owlswick Press.
I’ve met the author and been in his house. I was quite nervous.
I would like to be prepared as a number of traditional Jewish dishes.
Corned Cathode
Cathode soup with matzoh balls
Chopped Cathode Liver
Kishke
Gefilte Cathode
Cathode Knishes
I should be served with a collection Manishewitz wines, seltzer, Black Cherry Wishniak, and Levis Champ Cherry soda.
I am both fat and lazy. At 32 I am neither old nor young. I do not put obscene (other than nicotine and alcohol) substances into my body.
I would say. . .medium rare, smeared with a bit of butter and garlic salt. Steamed mixed veggies on the side, perhaps a sprig of good parsely. Steak sauce should be hurled across the room with great force.
Hm.
Anyone else hungry right now?
Make me into some sort of dried, low-fat, low carb jerky.
Maybe then I’ll finally achieve the level of thinness I so crave!! 