You can check out any time you’d like, but you can never…
I forget the rest.
-D/a
There’s no way out of here, when you come in you’re in for good
There was no promise made, the part you’ve played, the chance you took
There are no boundaries set, the time and yet you waste it still
Jesus guys, you are really messing with the newbie.
Go get a beer or something.
Didja open another tab and just repeat the Google search you did before? Same thread should pop up. Or you can just start a new one of your own. If you wanted to respond to the originally found one, if it was old, we would prefer you start a new thread anyway, and maybe link to the old one if you really think it’s needed.
Sheesh, hope we didn’t scare him/her away!
We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical …
Watch out for this one.
…he looks normal.
Until…the drink was drunk! :eek:
It’s not gone. I’ve kept one eye on it for a decade now, just so I could leave if I ever wanted to. It’s a lovely set of french doors with gauzy curtains. See? Right here in the conservatory, next to the antiq… wait, it was right there!
Damn.
Well, normal-ish. 
But I feel weiiiiiird.
Anyhow, this place is like the Navidson’s closet in House of Leaves. It’s bigger, and more twisted than it looks from the outside, plenty easy to get lost, and, for me anyway, lots of wandering around in the dark with no idea if friend, foe or an echo chamber is around the next corner. Bring plenty of food, fluids, and a shotgun.
Well, maybe one part House of Leaves, and one part Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
…Okay, looks like the coast is clear; I think we scared him off.
Everyone can return to normal.
OK - that cracked me the FUCK up 
I am the board stud.
Don’t listen to the other craven toadies.
A 2"x2"? 2"x4"?
That would be right. I try a witty response and get upstaged
Does that mean you get nailed, or hammered?
Aw, y’all. It looks like we scared off NRayeMc.
That isn’t good.
We need new blood.
<grovel> <slather> <sniff>
Welcome! I have to say: if you don’t find what you’re looking for here, you’re looking for the wrong thing :). Personally, it was Scylla’s “Horror of Blimps” that got me to register (hadda register to search).