I heard it’s on the new migratory route.
Wait… blimps have a migratory route?
(Loads shotgun, places under pillow)
See what I mean? 
Believe me, I’ve been asking myself that same question for (checks registration date) oh, about 12 years. Welcome to the Straight Dope. You can check out, but you can never leave. Mwahhh ha ha.
But one can become banned. 
That makes it twice as hard to leave. First you have to get unbanned, then you have to look for the emergency exit that’s never there when you need it.
And you may ask yourself “Well, how did I get here?”
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
You guys are a bunch of regular Miss Sunshines, you are.
:dubious:
I stumbled in here in 2006 via the pimple thread. I’ve been here almost every day since. I keep trying to quit you SDMB, but you keep pulling me back in! shakes fist
Don’t worry, there’s lots to read.
About 11 years ago, I just stopped in here to take a leak. The urinal cakes smelled like sarin gas. Somehow I ended up chained to a mule for a month. Whatever you do, NRayeMc, don’t use the bathroom marked “Little Ed.”
OP should be back soon. I sold him the ***Executive Level *** elevator pass. It gives him access to secret tunnel number 4.
He’s probably busy talking to Homeland Security and babbling about us.
This place is really more like the TARDUS, wonderful, changing and that special word to remember … HELLO I’m a newbie too but I really don’t want to leave, nice playground. And the rest of the stuff is very useful, colorful, and OH yeh, nighmares Hello
Don’t get on the monkey bars.
Don’t eat the yellow sand.
Uh, right. No problem with eating the rest of the sand.
Snow.
Don’t eat the yellow snow.
Silly Happy Lendervedder..that’s what Leaffan’s shower is for!
-D/a
Secret tunnel number four?!! Yike. We’re going to need the face shields.
Should we tell him about the orgies?