How the hell did I end up here?

He’s found out by now.

:: shudder ::

This thread is about to become a closed, recursive strange loop that will eventually become self aware and will bring about the technological singularity.

Thanks a lot, NRayeMc! Just, whatever you do, don’t Google for “nightmares”.

Oh, no… what have I done!

There is Another System.

This is the Forum Of No Return,
This is the Forum Of No Return!

You have stumbled in,
You have fumbled in

Now you can’t get out!

It’s true.

[QUOTE=the watchman]
That’s nice. You can check out anytime you want but you can never leave.
[/QUOTE]

..

Oh, man! Really? I put mine away for the winter.

We are all here because we are all not there

Ah, SDMB, the IKEA of forums. You wander aimlessly for days looking for one lousy Glork, and next thing you know you’re eating discount meatballs with jam and drinking $1 coffee while constantly misplacing the in-laws…

Time And Relative Dimension Under Space?

Also the consumer of coffee breaks and lunchtimes. Please, sir, may I have my 30 minutes back?