How To Avoid Shark Attacks

STEP 1: THRASH AROUND IN THE WATER SHARKS HATE LOUD NOISES.
STEP2: LOOK AS MUCH LIKE A SEAL AS POSSIBLE SHARKS ARE SEALS MAIN DIET SO SHARKS WILL FLEE AT THE SIGHT OF ONE.
STEP3:CUT YOUR SELF AND BLEED IN TO THE WATER SHARKS HATE THE SMELL OF BLOOD.
STEP4: MOST IMPORTANT THING MAKE LOVE TO A JELLY FISH.

IF U DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS U WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SHARK ATTACKS! :smiley:

I like all of them accept the jelly fish one. How do you do that?

JELLY FISH ARE VERY SENSUAL AND LOVING CREATERS OF THE DEPTHS THERE ALWAYS IN THE MOOD FOR LOVIN

:smiley:

I think I would be willing to try it at least once. I think protection is a fundamental part of love making with a jelly fish.

did u read the email

Get on messenger.

U GOT TO MAKE LOVE TO THE JELLY FISH BARE BACK ITS THE ONLY WAY TO EXPIERENCE THE TRUE JELLY FISH LOVE MAKING EXPIERENCE.

DUH :rolleyes:

i got to re register whats your screen name

Your first day on a computer, kid?

I think I would get tired of that position after a while. Any thoughts on a different position. “the scubadiva” might be an interesting alternative. :wink:

PS - Get on Yahoo! Messenger.

last name + a

if you can’t remember how to spell my last name, check your email.

Are you still online?

yes im downloading messenger

okiedokie

ill im u when im done

Bob Seaworm on jellyfish and mating.

And get a room, you two.

Have you kids ever heard of something called “e-mail”?

Don’t use these boards as a private messaging device, please.

Hey, Coldie, what if they’re the same person?

:eek:

:wally

I’ve been waiting since the beginning of my lurking days to find a good use for this guy!

Seriously, is a phone that difficult to use?

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