How to be a Liberal

Bucky,

Again, I agree. I, personally, am not a political person. I don’t consider myself one or another. In fact, sometimes I find the whole thing as silly as cult religions. I only vote because it my duty as an American. I usually play “eeny-meeny-miny-moe”. But I guess I didn’t think about it before I posted this. Something like this would just get a few laughs on the MP3.com BB…maybe a reply or two and sink out of sight within a half hour. My judgement is blurred and I once again became the ass I really didn’t mean to be. I’m sorry everybody.

:: kicks himself in the ass ::

Well, idiotboy, you can give me a kick in the ass, too, while you’re at it. You aren’t wearing pointy shoes, are you? I’m guilty of a bit of monkey piling on this one.

Beers all around! Bucky’s buying!

Bucky


Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.

Wow. One kick in the ass, and Bucky’s whole mood changes.

See, I toldja.

I’m far from being a conservative in my politics. My moderate views are about as exciting as Wonder Bread. Still, some of what Idiotboy (dude, find a better handle! On this board its like chumming for sharks :)) says comes pretty close to the truth.

C’mon guys, lighten up, I’ve seen the worst in the conservative side of the house in the 80s, culminating with Iran-Contra and the S&L scandals, so I know they’re not looking very lily-white either. The present Bush-Christian Coalition isn’t something I’m overwhelmed with either. Still, the wacko political correctness movement has furnished its own rope to hang itself with.

If I can sift through a lot of the libertarianism running rampant in this house, then I’m sure we can fit Idiotboy’s rants into a nice corner room with a view of the playground. To each his own, right? :slight_smile:


…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon

Bucky joked that conservatives “must believe”:

Huh? I don’t get this one.

Go to hell.

Generalizations, both.

Don’t know what you’re talking about.

It’s a complicated processs to launch a nuclear weapon. It only takes the pressure of one finger to pull a trigger.

Generalizations.

Who says that?

Who says that?

You left “outdated” out of the first part.

Different contexts.

You want to be his teacher when that happens?

Mmmmmaybe.

Can you prove it isn’t?

Who says that?

How about our livelihood?

Different contexts.

We can’t have one without spending money properly.

Don’t know what you’re talking about.

Who says that?

But you also hate “tree-huggers”, who do live naturally, right?

Liberals don’t think that.

I think it’s more likely that he would not have been governor and president without her.

They’re citizens, too, aren’t they?

Who says terrorists aren’t regarded as a threat?

I tend to think more that neither is an influence, rather than one but not the other. I also believe parents should be aware of what their kids are watching.


“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”

Sorry that took up so much room, everyone. I didn’t realized until I’d sent it that I didn’t have to quote and bold.


“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”

Liberal Money:

http://216.55.22.11/photo/billfront.jpg

ROFLMAO!!!

Thanks Freedom.

The whole point of liberalism is to have an open mind, a willingness to re-evaluate prevailing assumptions on a periodic basis. There is a difference between liberal and left-wing. For example, political correctness is not liberal, it is a new kind of left-wing conservatism, because it clings to certain prevailing assumptions.

Yep. There is no relationship between Roosevelt democrats and the Clinton-type socialists of today. Remember Ronald Reagan had a huge democrat constituency.

You know, Freedom, I’m going to have to kill you now for posting a picture so W-I-D-E that I now have to scroll left-and-right to read this thread.

(Insert obvious left/right joke here.)

Sorry about that…

I wish I knew a way to shrink, or even preview pics before you posted them.

This is cool Freedom, I can set it to Wallpaper!


…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon

I had not even read this thread until now, because I thought it was an “instruction manual,” and I thought to myself, “Oh, Jeez, we don’t need this.”

Having read it, though, I can say this: idiotboy, Welcome. This list rocks!

I find it interesting to note that it is almost always the conservatives espousing the sort of brainless propaganda as in the OP. They know they can’t make much of a rational case against liberalism, so they have to resort to cheap stunts.

The liberals almost never pardody the conservatives because how can you parody guys like Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, Bob Dole, and Ronald Reagan? These guys are walking self-parodies.

Mainstream conservatism is rank hypocrisy and obvious self-serving bs. They’ve been spouting it so long, I think, that people have become inured to it and have stopped confronting it.

If y’all have something intelligent to say, I’m interested in hearing it. I am even willing to moderate or change my views based on an intelligent and compelling argument.

I’m talking to you, Freedom, especially. Your rant against HCI for indulging in propaganda was right on target, but you show yourself as a hypocrit and a bs*** phony** by supporting and disseminating propaganda yourself.

(David and Gaudere: please allow me a little latitude, especially regarding my last paragraph: If you’re going to allow such rank propaganda in GD, even if disingenuously represented as a joke, I think I deserve a spirited response. I’d be just as happy to move this to the Pit.)


“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away”. - Phillip K. Dick

Sigh… I do know how to spell hypocrite

Just to add a little fuel to the fire, here are some things liberals must believe about firearms.

Pepper spray will drop a criminal in thier tracks, however blowing a hole in them with a 44 mag. will only make them mad.

Teaching children firearms safety will make them violent, however teaching them safe sex will not cause them to have sex.

Firearms around people will turn them into murderers, when the firearms are taken away they will return to normal.

Just let you know were I stand, I am a little right of Vlad the Impaler.

Boy am I going to get flamed!

Sir the pigs are fed and ready to fly.


ILLEGITIMUS NON CARBORUNDUM EST

Well, I daresay more children have genitals than guns. And without the proper education, they’re likely to use both dangerously.