How do you remind someone to leave the next challenge?
Repeated whacking with a clue by four. That should work.
How do you make your bed?
Pretend not to hear wife, exasperated wife makes the bed 
How can Wile E. finally get the Roadrunner?
Whatever it is, it’ll involve the space-time continuum and Acme.
How do you re-fold a map?
Like this. No, like that. The other way. Fuck it.
How do you entertain a three-year-old?
Like this. No, like that. The other way. Fuck it. :eek:
How do you stay up for an all nighter studying?
Nap first. Then too much coffee. Take breaks. More coffee.
How do you make a cat happy?
I tried this, but it didn’t work. 
I think it had something to do with being alone in the bathroom when I delivered the line.
Making a cat happy:
Supply food, water, treats, toys, comfortable bed; and leave alone.
How do you drive a car?
Walk until you’re 39. Then, learn to ride a bike.
(I still don’t know how to drive a car.)
brujaja, see posts #41 and #42, please. Your cluebat is waiting. 
How do you weed a garden?
Do you know how to leave the next suggestion yet?
Rise early, don workclothes, stretch, pay kid to do it.
How do you pin the tail on the donkey (from inside the mask).
Walk forward, move tack around until they stop laughing, insert.
How do you maintain your focus with two different TVs playing loud 24/7?
(that’s my story, & I’m sticking to it!)
Buy industrial supply of ear plugs. Use religiously. Plot revenge.
How do you steathily destroy two TVs?
Open electrical panel, locate appropriate circuit breakers, loosen neutrals
How do you play Hockey?
Smack the puck. Smack a player. Body check. Penalty box.
How do you write a love poem?
Get quill, parchment. Drink wine. Cry. Scrawl. Revise when sober.
How do you change a baby’s diaper?
Take old diaper off. Wipe. Powder. Put new diaper on.
How can a sailor get kicked out of a bar in Tijuana?
Break bottle on head of drunk who grabs your boobs.
(14th paragraph) Well, they didn’t say they weren’t sailors!
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Make her a governess and send her to Von Trapp’s.
How do you kill time in the supermarket checkout line?