Like this. No, like that. The other way. Fuck it!
How do you get your dang room clean?
Put down book, turn off TV. Do a llittle everyday.
How do you decide when a book isn’t worth it and you give up?
Put it down. Try to pick it back up. Decide.
How do you cut a dog’s toenails?
Take dog to vet. Anesthetize dog. Let them cut, too.
How do you retrain a cat to being an indoor cat?
Fresh roasted chicken. Spray lion piss around thresholds and windows?
(my kitteh stays inside *all day * when we roast chicken.)
How do you alphabetize your start menu?
Right-click item in menu, select sort by name
How do you get there from here?
Remember how you got to here from there; reverse directions.
Who’s watching Big Brother?
Big Daddy.
How do you stuff a wild bikini?
I apologize that my post was not a “how to” question and commend blondebear for taking it on.
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You rock! Thank you! [/hijack]
Join Navy, visit Tahiti, hire witch doctor, make crappy movie
How do you conquer the world?
Think: “Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.”
How do you overcome the heartbreak of psoriasis?
Use proper haircare product, which will bring much sex.
Well, that’s what the ads imply.
How do we achieve peace in the Middle East?
Follow Mongol’s example: Make a desert and call it peace.
How do you irrigate a desert?
Bring much sex. Proper haircare product if necessary.
How can we prove or disprove the Collatz conjecture?
Locate unused iceberg. …???. PROFIT!
How can we prove or disprove the Collatz conjecture?
Like this. No, like that. The other way. Fuck it!
How do you make a French braid?
Comb, separate, cross, cross, cross, cross, cross, cross, cross, cross
How do you get an astronaut to Mars?
Get rocket. Install idiot. Fire rocket. Hope you remembered food.
How do you keep your self from getting prostate cancer?
Yank it like a monkey in a Mango Tree BBC NEWS | Health | Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
How do you mend a broken heart?