How to dispose of a porn stash?

[Cluricaun]

@joemama24_98

I swear people look for the stuff. I dumped a opaque black bag of Playboys off at the dumpster in the apartment complex when I graduated college. 2 hours later, on my next trip, it was gone.

Hey, that’s a great idea for a TV show! “Porn Hunters”…heh…

runs outside to check neighbors garbage cans

[tonedef]

@SHAKES

I’d feel “dirty” jacking off to someone else’s porn. Especialy if they were dead.

That’s just wrong man.

Yeah thats whats great about dvd porn. Back when people used to have porn on VHS if you borrowed a mates porn and put it in the video player it could continue playing where they finished watching it. So you know just what was there favorite part of the movie. A little bit to much info for my liking.

[Slypork]

@tonedef

Yeah thats whats great about dvd porn. Back when people used to have porn on VHS if you borrowed a mates porn and put it in the video player it could continue playing where they finished watching it. So you know just what was there favorite part of the movie. A little bit to much info for my liking.

Especially if the tape was stopped right after the opening credits. “Wow, he didn’t last long, did he?”

[Annie-Xmas]

Put it in a bag and leave it at a bus stop. People leave all sorts of things at bus stops. Just put it down and walk away.

[Testy]

@Annie-Xmas

Put it in a bag and leave it at a bus stop. People leave all sorts of things at bus stops. Just put it down and walk away.

Annie
I think that would be a great movie plot. The guy drops the porn and starts walking away and some old lady calls the cops on him for: “LEAVING MYSTERIOUS PACKAGES AT A BUS STOP.” The bomb squad would love it.

Testy

[shiftless]

@Hypno-Toad

I thought the best way to get rid of a porn stash was to just shave it off.

I’m still chuckling over this. And I’ve discovered a new name for my own mustache.

I had the, umm, opportunity to render this service to a friend of mine who died a few years ago. I knew there was a stash somewhere and that it was a, sort of, secret stash. While helping his widow sort through some things I quietly shifted the “big box of porn” off to the side.

Her response when she saw me move the box was along the lines of “Oh, that’s some old magazines”. My reply, “I’ll just get rid of them for you”. Of course she knew what was in the box but I doubt she had studied the contents.

After careful study of the magazines and videos, to make sure there weren’t any valuable family keepsakes accidentally mixed in, I ended up just dumping them into 3-4 trash bags and tossing them into the usual trash (the material was not to my taste.) How often does someone open a black plastic trash bag at the dump?

[saoirse]

@shiftless

And I’ve discovered a new name for my own mustache.

I really think you should’ve gone with Felix.

@_bec_

I’d just put it in my garbage. I mean…we’re talking about perfectly legal porn right?

I take it you don’t have curbside recycling in your area. Videos Dvds, etc. can go in the regular kitchen trash if you like but magazines are supposed to be sorted and disposed of separately.

[Kalypso]

@saoirse

I take it you don’t have curbside recycling in your area. Videos Dvds, etc. can go in the regular kitchen trash if you like but magazines are supposed to be sorted and disposed of separately.

All in the same bin, blue bags for recycling. They employ trash pickers to go through and separate everything. It sounds like a horrid job, but I bet they have a good porn stash.

[gigi]

@saoirse

I really think you should’ve gone with Felix.

Or Sanchez.

[Tristan]

When I moved, I disposed of 2 years of Penthouse magazines (covering the end of their “hardcore” era and the beginning of the new, weak, Playboy style pics). I also had 4-5 DVD’s to dispose of.

I offered all the vids to a lady friend, who took 3, and gave the rest of the vids and the magazines to another female friend.

Sadly, neither of them ever called me with dirty phone sex as a result.

[LVgeogeek]

During the course of my last job, I came across a dumped pile of bad porno movies (at least the boxes- I didn’t see if there were any DVDs in them) that had been dumped behind a Circle K gas station.

Ew. was my first thought. Then I just laughed about it.

I should have taken a picture.

[Obeseus]

I’m thinking of leaving mine to the guy who lives two houses down the street. When I was a young teenager, I lived in an apartment that this guy owned. When we moved in, we piled a ton of stuff in the attic storage. Quite some time later, I was looking for something in our storage when I noticed there was an opening to the other half of the attic above the owner’s apartment.

Being a nosy bastard, I pawed through his stuff and found a stash of porn mags. I swiped the whole pile. Decades go by, and he buys the house down the street. I doubt he knows I’m that kid whose family rented from him long ago. I’ve sometimes wondered if he missed his mags.

So if I kick before him, maybe I could have a box for him with a note of apology, while returning his mags and giving him mine.

[Stoid]

@robardin

So what do you do with it? Put it in a black trash bag and leave it out on the street? What if the bag rips open as they toss it onto the truck? Do you put it out with HIS trash, or YOUR trash?

You can’t just “drop it in the river”, the stuff is gonna float and you might well be seen.

Dump it into a random dumpster behind a McDonald’s somewhere?

Well, if it’s from any time prior to about 1976, please let me know! I’ll be happy to take it off your hands… it’s what I do.

[Annie-Xmas]

Leaving them in a porta-potty seems appropriate.

[Musicat]

There’s something to be said about leaving it in a secret location for some other homeowner, renter, and/or generation to find. I was living in an apartment building for at least a year before I noticed a false ceiling in the hall. Inside the secret compartment was a stash of pristine old mags.

Not porn (unless you call WW2 Reader’s Digests porn), but interesting to read, nevertheless.

[Czarcasm]

I think I’ll close this zombie porn thread, for two reasons:

1. The OP never returned to the thread, and
2. I don’t like zombie porn.