How to eat a ____ salad sandwich

[guizot]

@Darth_Nader

Clearly, you have never had a nice drippy peanut butter, banana and honey sandwich.
A good breakfast taco is the perfect car food.

Hm. I will take this into consideration.

[lindsaybluth]

I personally just hold the sandwich along all four corners and do all right. Not too much mayo either, so it’s not gloppy.