Thanks for all of your helpful (and humorous) replies. I never thought to Google “cat scratch fever”, and I love Nugent. Duh.
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Thanks for all of your helpful (and humorous) replies. I never thought to Google “cat scratch fever”, and I love Nugent. Duh.
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Just to be clear, you did not have either cat scratch fever or pasteurella multocida…
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I don’t suppose there’s any chance of me borrowing your pussy for a few days is there?
there’s a bloody fortune to be made here, with the correct marketing ploy
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Sean Connery growl You’re sitting on a gold mine there, Trebek!
[QUOTE=Rick]
Step 1 Borrow pussy
Step 2 ???
Step 3 Profit!
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Step 1. Borrow pussy
Step 2. Invite friends round and have pussy scratch their cocks
Step 3. Tell friends that when penis goes down to original size further scratches are not free
Step 4. Phone press
Step 5. Count money
[QUOTE=Chief Pedant]
Just to be clear, you did not have either cat scratch fever or pasteurella multocida…
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Thanks for having me read your prior post more carefully. It wasn’t a sustained erection at all. Just a girth difference without any lengthening or pleasure. This is very cool to know, because my symptoms were of the latter kind you described. Whew! Thanks again, Chief.
I need to see my doctor when crap like this happens. Not getting any younger, just way wussier.
[QUOTE=chowder]
Step 1. Borrow pussy
Step 2. Invite friends round and have pussy scratch their cocks
Step 3. Tell friends that when penis goes down to original size further scratches are not free
Step 4. Phone press
Step 5. Count money
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Actually re-numbered this is
Step 1. Borrow pussy
Step 2A. Invite friends round and have pussy scratch their cocks
Step 2B. Tell friends that when penis goes down to original size further scratches are not free
Step 2C. Phone press
Step 3. [del]Count money[/del] Profit!
Nothing to do with anything here but my condolences brownsfan. Yet another post-season sitting at home with the cat eh?
Those pesky Titans 
Just a thought.
I wonder if a pussy (Cat!) scratch on a clitoris would have the same effect.
*what?
Maybe it was coincidence. Have you done anything like change soap, use any kind of kinky whip cream down there or otherwise have intercourse with a vacuum cleaner? 
But yeah, it could be something totally not related to the cat. So look into it.
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So look into it.
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Not the vacuum cleaner, you’ll lose an eye