How to flame: Example #257

Other then needing an ‘asshat’ or 2, it was perfect.

whoosh that felt good.

the bit with the cat! hehehe…

Looks at the cat’s litter box with a newfound respect.

Yes, but if he actually enclosed cat turds, would they not chuck the letter without opening it, rather than getting their fingers dirty(ier) over what was obviously a complaint letter? Or did he just wrap it up well so they couldn’t tell until after they’d opened it?

I’d just hate to see a beauty like this unread… 9.97

That’s been doing the rounds on email for about a year. But it’s very true.

NTL sucks arse.

They have a monopoly on cable TV in Dublin, and are utterly shit. They promised ADSL, then never rolled it out. Also, I’ve called them 3 times to enquire about their dial-up ISP service, and they haven’t got back to me once - and that’s their sales department - I’m a prospective sale, contacting them, and still they can’t get their shit together. And if the cable goes down, it’s a minimum of 60 minutes’ wait on the phone.

Apologies to my brother-in-law, who works for the fuckheads.

sigh

As a customer support person, I can only say, yes, admirable rant, but I’m sick of having similar crap heaped upon my own head.

But if I had bollocks, I would surely be playing with them.

You can play with mine any time. You want me to send them over? :wink: