How to go about buying booze underage?

Hey guys, I really need your help. Like, I’m in dire need of it.

SWIM just turned 18, lives with his dad and that’s it. SWIM has absolutely zilch, zero, nada friends. SWIM was home-schooled for the remainder of his school years, and he’s became an extreme introvert because of it.

This sounds hilarious, but he needs alcohol. His dad doesn’t drink at this time of his life, so home is not a source.

How does he go about getting it? He looks like he’s 16 so that doesn’t help matters. He was thinking how’d he go about asking somebody to buy it for him at a liquor shop or whatever. Does he give them the cash first? Or after? Wouldn’t after seem the most fair way? How does SWIM approach somebody? What type of person should he approach? What time of the day should SWIM do this, etc. etc.

SWIM also is very paranoid and wants to go about this risk-free as he can.

Please note that SWIM is not an alcoholic, but needs this just one time, only once.

Sorry guys, I’m new to this website and tried to do as much swimming as possible. If I over did it or if I didn’t have to do it in this case, I’m sorry and won’t do it again.

Thanks so much guys

Reported

SWIM gonna drown!

One drink is too many and a thousand is not enough.
Just sayin’.

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