How to hack an election

BigAppleBucky · April 4, 2016, 5:22pm

It was just before midnight when Enrique Peña Nieto declared victory as the newly elected president of Mexico. Peña Nieto was a lawyer and a millionaire, from a family of mayors and governors. His wife was a telenovela star. He beamed as he was showered with red, green, and white confetti at the Mexico City headquarters of the Institutional Revolutionary Party, or PRI, which had ruled for more than 70 years before being forced out in 2000. Returning the party to power on that night in July 2012, Peña Nieto vowed to tame drug violence, fight corruption, and open a more transparent era in Mexican politics.

Two thousand miles away, in an apartment in Bogotá’s upscale Chicó Navarra neighborhood, Andrés Sepúlveda sat before six computer screens. Sepúlveda is Colombian, bricklike, with a shaved head, goatee, and a tattoo of a QR code containing an encryption key on the back of his head. On his nape are the words “</head>” and “<body>” stacked atop each other, dark riffs on coding. He was watching a live feed of Peña Nieto’s victory party, waiting for an official declaration of the results.

When Peña Nieto won, Sepúlveda began destroying evidence. He drilled holes in flash drives, hard drives, and cell phones, fried their circuits in a microwave, then broke them to shards with a hammer. He shredded documents and flushed them down the toilet and erased servers in Russia and Ukraine rented anonymously with Bitcoins. He was dismantling what he says was a secret history of one of the dirtiest Latin American campaigns in recent memory.

Long article, mainly about the guy’s operations in Latin America. However there was this paragraph:

Chronos · April 4, 2016, 7:39pm

So if the dude was so thorough in covering his tracks, how does the reporter know about any of it?

Anny_Middon · April 4, 2016, 9:38pm

The TV show Leverage hacked an election once:

Maserschmidt · April 4, 2016, 10:53pm

He destroyed a bunch of computer software/hardware and then got attention for telling about it? Sounds like Münchausen by Proxy Server.

Chronos · April 5, 2016, 12:09am

But does either of them have a Hulk?

lance_strongarm · April 5, 2016, 12:14am

That’s the most clever and stupidest joke I’ve seen today, all at the same time.

Bricker · April 5, 2016, 2:38am

I am so stealing this.