I have a ? on how to keep cool
You’re walking across the campus cafeteria with a tray full of seafood when you suddenly slip on an milk spill and your tray falls on the dean. Do you…
A. Scream in agony because the fall was so damn painful.
B. Curse the bloody milk and whoever didn’t clean it up.
C. Stand up and walk directly out the door.
D. Begin eating off of the dean
How about…
E. Get on your cell phone (any phone will do), call your lawyer, sue the shit out of the school for reckless endangerment, and live out your days as a happy, uneducated (ignorance is bliss, after all) millionare.
Step 1 - a.
Step 2 - b.
Step 3 - e.
BTW, even if you fail to do steps 1 & 2, you can still do step 3.
Painful, debillitating back injuries often take some time before symptoms appear, and are frequently diagnosed purely on history and patient complaint.
You mean Peter Parker didn’t catch you?!?
