How to make an exit? (suggestions!)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m a fairly regular user of a chat room (sport related) and over time I’ve developed the reputation of signing off with amusing or entertaining sign-off lines (well I’ve been told people like them!)

A few examples of the kind of thing I’m talking about are below:

/me cuts the blue wire

/me pulls the ejector handle

/me volunteers to stay behind to cover the others retreat

/me throws himself on the grenade

I try never to repeat myself but the problem is I’m running out of imagination and ideas and thought here would be a good place to ask.

Just a bit of fun! :slight_smile:

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/me exits stage right pursued by bear.

/me pulls the wrong lever

/me gets beamed up by scotty.

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/me rides off into the sunset

/me fades to black

/me goes invisible

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Exit, stage left.

/me winks out of existence.

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/me farts and departs

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/me leaving this thread for good

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/me forgot to pay the electrici

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Some good ones there, thanks!

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/me’s cat on fire, must go

/me is not Louie, Louie, but still gotta go

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/me nukes self from orbit

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/me takes the blue pill

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/me gotta see a man about a horse

/me just washed my hair and can’t do a thing with it

/me just heard call of the wild

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/me smells something burning in the kitchen

/me must be traveling on now, 'cause there’s too many places me’s got to see

/me has a bowel to move
mmm

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/me’s got places to go and people to be!

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/me internet connection is fa

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the hockey game just started,so /me has to get the puck out of here

(well, it was funny in 7th grade, and there could be some 7th graders on your sports forum, right?)

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/me non cogito, ergo

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/me makes like a shepherd, and gets the flock out of here

/me makes like a tree and leaves

There’s lots of these…