I need some help; I’m running out of graceful exit punchlines.
“Make like a banana, and split.”
“Make like a tree and leaf.”
My personal ones:
“Make like a priest, and get the hell out of here.”
“Make like a hockey player and get the puck out.”
“Make like boat and sail out.”
My repertoire is getting stale. . . help me out.
ETA: The interface just recommended this old thread.
I had more, but it’s been so long since I could mingle with others . . .
Unless I’m missing it, that thread’s missing one of the basics:
“Make like a drum and beat it.”
My favorite has always been the simple “make like a tree and get the fuck out of here!”
Make like a cat and suddenly run full speed in a random direction for no discernable reason.
Make like a cow and moooooove.
Make like the wind and blow.
Make like a hermit crab and get the shell out of here.
Make like manga writer Tatsuya Matsuki’s career and disappear.
Make like a jet and scram.
Make like a jazz singer and scat.
Make like a cashier and give us the slip.
Make like a soldier and take your leave.
Make like a bondsman and bail.
Make like a horse turd and hit the road.
Make like a baby and head out.
From Comic Book Guy: Now, make like my pants and split.
My brother was breach, so if someone was butting into a conversation, we’d say:
Make like [my brother] and butt out.
Make like a thief and steal away.
Make like an adolescent and beat it.
Make like a nose and boogie!
Make like Lorena Bobbit and depart
Make like a broken desk and skedaddle
Make like a cheque and bounce
Make like a lost boy and sling your hook
Make like my chances of happiness and vanish with the woman I never had the courage to love
Make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.
Make like a bee and buzz.
Make like a board game and Go
Make like a large North American Elk and vaMoose?
“Get the flock out of here” is the one I came in here to say. I first heard it in Lethal Weapon.
Make like Mark Sanford and take a hike.
Make like a Beiruti and blow this town.
OK, I’m going to hell for that one.
I’ve seen all the Lethal Weapons but don’t remember that line. I was paraphrasing from Porky’s.