Why don't you make like a tree...

…and leave?

How many “I want you to go” or “I’m leaving” sayings are there?

…make like a drum and beat it
…off like a bride’s nightie.
…make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.

a Peter Griffin-ism…

“Why don’t you make like Siamese twins and split…and then one of you die”
:wink:

The only one I would ever use was the one from The Boondock Saints “Why don’t you make like a tree, and get the f*ck outta my bar.” Of course I don’t own a bar, so I’m not sure when I would be able to use it.

Stick an egg in your shoe and beat it.

Make like an atom and split.

Make like Paris Hilton and blow.

… make like a banana and split…

…off like a prom dress.

Make like a good Catholic… and pull out.
Make like a newborn… and head out.

Make like a priest and get the hell out of here.

Make like a tree, and get out of here.

I know, I know: it makes as much sense as a screen door on a battleship.

I’m gonna make like a baby and head out

Amscray Usterbay!

Hello! McFly! Think for a minute, would you? If I tuned in my post with your username, I’d get banned, You wouln’t want me to get banned, would you?
(Basically, that’s my clever way of saying you stole my post. :wink: )

Two of my faves…

Make like a french Elk… and vamoose

Make like a donkey’s dong… and hit the road

:slight_smile:

Make like a bakery truck and haul buns.

Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
(thank you Tom Waits!)

This is an A and B conversation, so C your way out.

Make like horse shit and hit the trail.

Make like a rock and roll.

Make like Gumby ans slide on outta here.

Make like a hippie and blow this joint.

Make like a nose and boogie!

Make like a pair of headlights and hit the road!

(Yes, it would be more accurate to say headlight beams, but the sentence above is how I heard the expression phrased.)