Make like a tree and leave!
Make like a banana and split!
Make like a donkeys cock and hit the road!
Make like shepards and get the flock out!
Make like my parents and split!
Make like a whip and get cracking!
Make like Michael Jackson and Beat it!
Put an egg in your shoe and beat it!
Make like a dressmaker and get the frock out!
Any others to add?
Make like a tree…and get outta here.
Make like Gumby and slide outta here!
make like a dope user and blow this joint!
Make like a baby and head out.
Make like a bridge and get over it.
I thought this was going to be about how the OP’s pants split.
That happened to me once. It was a pair of black Calvin Klein jeans which I really liked, but have not dared to buy again since that happened. They didn’t split up the seam, but in the area between one of the back pockets and the center seam. What’s worse, it was at the office and I discovered it only at the end of the workday. I have no idea how long they were like that, though fortunately I was wearing a long sportjacket that day.
I don’t get it. I’m not fat, and the pants weren’t terribly tight. If you can’t trust a pair of jeans not to split, then what can you trust?
Make like a nose and boogie!
I’m off like a prom dress…
Make like a woman with thrush and fuck off.
Make like a cow patty and hit the trail!!!
Make like Bobby Orr and get the puck outta here!
Make like a utensil and fork off!
Off like a heard of turtles!
Make like a tree and leaf.
What?
Make like a bakery truck and haul buns.
Make like a library and book. (the implied ending being, “outta here”)
Make like a hooker and blow.
Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here.
Make like your mama’s rent check and bounce.
Make like a good Catholic and pull out.
Let’s make like an illiterate at a notary’s office and exit.
I’m off like the milk in the back of the fridge!
Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.
Make like a porn star and come here.
Make like granny at a nudist park and frock off.