What methhead came up with this worthless assinine script?
Insane Movie Maker: So I’m thinking I will try to rip off L.A. Confidential.
wolfman: Well that was a pretty good movie, I know some people hate it, but I liked it, I hope your’s is near as good.
Imm: Yeah It’s going to be two L.A. Cops in a kind of buddies, kind of rivals, film with action scenes and a love triangle and a mystery in Film Noir Los Angeles setting!
w: yeah that sounds pretty much like an L.A Confidential rip off.
IMM: But I’m going to make it about the Black Dahlia!
w: That is an interesting subject matter matter, so what is your angle on the story?
IMM: It will be a movie about the Black Dahlia that has nothing in the plot that has anything to do with the Black Dahlia, except oblique references and pointless cut scenes.
w:Hmm, A movie about something iconic, but only uses that as a backdrop. It has been done before, but takes great deftness of script to work, let me know what you got.
IMM:Okay they are Boxers, they meet in a boxing match.
w: So boxing is a theme of the movie?
IMM: No not really, it’s just the opening. Anyway so the boxing leads to the two becoming partners.
w: Well, I guess it’s as good a way as any to set up partners, I’m still listening.
IMM: So the new partners, set out to round up a real nasty character.
w: ahh so there there is a character development oportunity as they look for the ‘nasty Okie’?
IMM: no, we just ignore him until he dies offscreen without consequence much later?
w: ummm, what is the point of that?
IMM so we can set up a scene where our heroes kill four ‘negroes’ hehe.
w: Ooooookay, so we movie into a civil rights kinda of area?
IMM not at all, after we point out that four negroes are dead, then we find out about the Dahlia!
w: and that’s promotes the plot by…?
IMM: we meet the Hot chick part of the love triangle. She was brutally assaulted and maimed previously. By Some random dude who is about to get out of prison. 2nd cop is obsessed by it, and wants revenge.
w: Ok, now I think I understand, the 1st cop helps the second cop with his obsession.
IMM: no no no, we ignore the first cop with the obsession, and throw the main cop into a relationship…WITH LESBOS!!!
w: I thought you had said you were setting up a love triangle?
IMM:But now we have sex and we have LEBOS!!!
IMM, her mom is a prescribed druggie, and her dad is an asshole crook with an accent.
w: I’m confused, is the plot going into some kind of social commentary?
IMM So now we switch to something showing the 2nd cop is obsessed about the Black Dahlia, he has lots of pictures.
w: but didn’t we skip the first obsession totally?, and now we have a second? How does that develop.
The Okie was killed I bet you forgot about that guy, didn’t ya?
w: Well it was so much forgetting as not giving a shit. and was the original point of that sub sub sub plot anyway?
IMM:We deflect interest, with a tender scene in which we find out she’s a LESBO!!!
w: WTF, So this relationship is important?
IMM: But the second cop has a drug problem!
w: are you fucking kidding me? This guy now has two obsessions, and a drug problem, and he hasn’t been on screen but twice for bare cameos in 45 minutes???
IMM: No now we deal with the first obsession, the guy is getting released.
w: Ok what the hell I can almost follow that, so we deal with the evil released guy now, and develop something from that I hope.
IMM: yep he dies, so does the first cop, from secret guys in the shaddow aint I brilliant!!!
w: you have got to be shitting me, two obsessions, a drug problem, and the main freakin plot Love triangle thrown away never used, just because, plus other crap thrown in now?
IMM: so we can have have a scene where the ‘good’ cop watches mob guys cover up the crime by burning the bodies and disappearing it all.
w: Okay one last chance you moron, he has something of a moral awakening realizing what he has cotributed too.
IMM: nah, he’s cool with it, so he goes to dinner…
There was no way I could watch the last half hour of that piece of shit, I don’t care what thell they did to tell it all togther with some demonic ducktape in the last 10 minutes. The whole thing was a crime against the art of story telling, what absolute dreck, it reminded me of the combination of a film school student being surreal and a retarded 3 year telling a joke as he thinks things up .