Put your hand in a man’s back pocket and remove it.
That’s a bunch of crap, doctor. 
Okay, I got my hand back. Now what?
Shake it all about.
It’s true. The Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about.
This sounds like a way to steal a used wallet. If I’m going to all the trouble of stealing a wallet I’ll break into a haberdashery and steal a brand new one.
So we can’t tell people how to bypass a paywall, but you can give step-by-step instructions for larceny? You are so reported.
Y’all are just a bunch of thieves and ne’er-do-wells.
Here you go
Says Madam Graffiti.
Joke’s on you—I carry my wallet in my front pocket.
Then that’s not a wallet, it’s bait.
Oh, crap. I put my hand in the pocket, but I thought when you said “and remove it”, you meant the hand. I mean, that was the only direct objec…'scuse me, gotta find that guy and pickpocket my hand back.
Come ON. Would it’ve killed you to say "Put your hand in a man’s back pocket and remove the wallet"?
Only men leave their wallet in the back pocket.
Women don’t do it because it makes their bums look big.
Women don’t do it because clothing manufacturers make the pockets in women’s clothes utterly useless for anything bigger than a chapstick.