How to thank your gay lover for sex - murder him!

What the fuck…

I don’t even know what to say about this. Except that this is a pretty fucked-up world we live in.

Note to all of our National Guardsmen - if you decide to carry on homosexual affairs with the men of the Iraqi army, please don’t murder them after you have sex. This is how you thank them for a good time…you kill them?

And why do we have the National Guard fighting overseas anyway?

I’m reminded of Johnny Depp from Once Upon A Time In Mexico

The sex was good. So damned good that he had to shoot the other guy to restore balance to things. :dubious:

You’d have to take that up with their CIC.

Otherwise, you’re right–totally fucked up. I simply cannot understand this kind of self-loathing.

So he’s like a black widow … 'cept he’s a dude and stuff.

What a fucking idiot.

Sorry, both were fucking idiots.

It’s stuff like this that makes me think I’m too old for the dating scene. What happened to giving a person flowers, or leaving a wad of bills on the nightstand with a note that says “This never happened.”

He’s ruined the lives of at least four people immediately, and irretrievably damaged many, many more while representing the States overseas and he gets to walk out of jail someday?? I don’t believe in the death penalty, but damn, can’t they hobble him or something?

Why do you assume the Iraqi boy is a fucking idiot. This could damn well have been rape!

I think PA was making a joke. The killer was a fucking idiot. The victim was fucking an idiot. Both were fucking idiots. Get it? :wink:

:smack:

:d

WTF with my smilie up there?

:smiley:

He didn’t behave in an idiotic fashion; he behaved in a monstrous one.

Could “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” maybe be amended to “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Murder the Witnesses”?

Please?

Who says either of them is gay?

Monstrous, sure.

So, which story is it? Still sounds idiotic to me. Definitely not a smart move.

They could just be two heteros “experimenting”, right? :smiley:

  1. Angry. Consensual. Angry. Consensual. Hmm… I usually just get sleepy. At least Merida will have a reputation going into Leavenworth: “Don’t fuck with him.”

  2. Holy Fuck! It takes 11 shots to kill an Iraqi teenager! No wonder this war’s been taking longer than it should.

And what does being gay have to do with this anyway?